I am the guardian of the doorways and gate.
Do not enter or exit unless I get a tummy rub.
I am a cute, but masculine cat and I want a pat.
So if you are looking for some love and attention, lie down in a doorway so that no one can enter or exit. Pretend that you are asleep, when in fact you are awake with your eyes closed.
Your family and friends will quickly realise that to pass they must give you a tummy rub or if you prefer a cuddle or kiss.
Remember to put on that cute expression that everyone loves.
It works every time.